[WELCOME TO THE PROGRAM]

(Your eyes will never look away again.)

My name is Josef. Through some miraculous chance, you've found these tapes. And, in turn, if everything went well, you've found me. I hope your curiousities treat you well by indulging in my curiousities.

You'll find some musings. Thoughts. A lot of dreams. Of the sleep kind, not aspirational. Read them with care. It takes a lot of courage to televise the inside of your brain. I hope you enjoy.

Well, that's that.

- Cat Ipsum -

Rub my belly hiss swipe at owner's legs sniff catnip and act crazy growl at dogs in my sleep sit on the laptop for hiss at vacuum cleaner i like to spend my days sleeping and eating fishes that my human fished for me.

Head nudges eat my own ears. Hey! you there, with the hands why can't i catch that stupid red dot, shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff, or roll over and sun my belly curl up and sleep on the freshly laundered towels.